I know how sometimes you want to feel like you are the king, the owner of the road you walk on. I also understand the feeling of just walking free and careless on the centre of the road and not on the footpaths and the corner muddy areas. Totally understand why you sometimes get stubborn and won’t go left or go right, but just walk straight in the middle of an empty road.
But my love, you are not unbreakable and you are definitely not a Hummer or SUV. And i love you too much to let you test your “Im SUV” feeling by walking in middle of the road.